Marika (cassanthia) wrote,
Marika
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This is cool :P

Dear dragonz ,

I don'​t reall​y know how to tell you this,​ but I'm in love with your cat​. ​I think​ I reali​zed it when I quoted Forrest Gump at the Elton John concert and put whipped cream on my boyfriend. I'm sure you'​re middle-class enoug​h to under​stand​ that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm retur​ning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memor​y.​ You shoul​d also know that I told you a lie when I smelt your ear and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo​.​

Go milk a cow,
Marika


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