Dear dragonz ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump at the Elton John concert and put whipped cream on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told you a lie when I smelt your ear and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,